I am awesome.

So, you all probably know about my hand stabbage that happened a couple months ago.  That was awesome because I brought my hand straight down on a super sharp knife.  Today, after waking up late and getting to work half an hour late, I proceeded to stick my finger pad between the blades of a pair of scissors and cut.  It wasn't too bad, but when I tried to put a band-aid on it, the blood came dripping out of  it.  I found some gauze, but I was looking for scissors to cut it (ha, ha) and hit my head on the cabinet.  By the time my coworker came to rescue me and cut the gauze, I had bled through the gauze and had to start over.  She seemed grossed out at the bloody mess I had left on the counter.  Then, since it was work related and my coworker commented on the lots of blood I bled, my boss had to quiz me on it and write up a report to send to everyone and their brother.  Luckily, I recently had a tetnis shot, so, you  know, I'm good.