Thursday, April 12, 2007

Random thoughts that occur to me in 5 minutes time

I keep on meaning to write a blog about all the exciting things going on in my life, but I never have time. So, I says to myself, I got a minute now... but I don't know if I have anything to say. Let's find out...

Work has been very stressful lately. We are going to be closed for renovations and I had to figure out how to schedule everyone around the closings. It sounds kinda lame when I put it like that. Just know... it was hard. Now, I'm mostly done with it, so I am much, much calmer.

On the random side of things, this lady came in today and asked for help finding books on obedience. I found her a list of books on temper tantrums and such stuff, but this is not what she wanted. "Have you ever heard of Sensory Perception Disorder?" she says. Then she wants me to find her books that are good for a kid with sensory perception disorder. She tells me how hard it is and how she has fibro-miralgia or whatever and she is very, very tired, and is not wearing makeup and how her life has changed so much. What do you say to something like this? "I am so sorry, the Berenstain Bear books are over here."

Also, now I think I have Sensory Perception Disorder. Look it up, my family members, you also have it. You thought your super smelling capacities were a gift... but really... you have neurological problems...

I like all my ellipses up there, it makes things seem sinister... or does it?

Okay, well I am out of time now. We will just call this the most boring blog in the history of the world. Tune in next week when I will write another boring blog about something inconsequential....